What to Put Inside a Squirting Dildo?

This is the big question. The included lube in most squirting toys (especially from companies like anesidora) is toy-safe and designed to mimic the look and texture of semen—but let’s be honest, it usually tastes like plastic nightmares. If you like to give your dildo a little oral attention, like some users do, you’ll probably want something more palatable.

 

1. Flavored Lube

Many users recommend flavored lubes—especially hybrid ones that are creamy and toy-safe. Brands like Sensuva have dessert-themed lubes (like Orange Creamsicle or Blueberry Muffin) that smell and taste great. I’ve tried the Blueberry Muffin version and was surprised by how natural it tasted. It didn’t have that bitter aftertaste most lubes do.

Just remember: always double-check that it’s safe for both internal and oral use. Not all flavored lubes are.

2. DIY Recipes (Xanthan Gum + Flavor Additives)

One popular Reddit hack uses xanthan gum to thicken water into a cum-like texture. Blend it with flavored water powder or simple syrup to make it taste good. This combo is nearly tasteless on its own, but you can get creative with flavors.

Just avoid artificial colors like red or blue—they’ll stain your sheets and possibly your toy.

3. Heavy Cream or Condensed Milk

Surprisingly, some folks use food items like condensed milk, heavy cream + salt, or even sweetened yogurt. These options definitely taste better than lube—but they come with hygiene concerns. You’ll need to clean your toy immediately and thoroughly after use, especially if you plan to switch to internal play later.

Would I personally put dairy in my squirting dildo? No. Too much risk of mold or residue inside the tubing, even with a deep clean.

4. K-Lube or X-Lube with Titanium Dioxide

If realism is your thing, K-Lube or X-Lube mixed with a small amount of titanium dioxide makes one of the most convincing fake cum options. It looks like the real thing, and it’s pretty neutral in taste. One Redditor claimed you could make gallons of the stuff for less than what Bad Dragon charges for a single bottle.

Note: even if people say it's safe to swallow, do your own research.

5. Just Water or Favorite Drink?

If you're not picky, some users suggest plain warm water or even soda (yes, really). It's simple, safe, and easy to clean. Personally, I’d rather not squirt Coke out of a dildo. But hey, you do you.

 

Tips for Using a Squirting Dildo

  • Don’t overfill the reservoir. A teaspoon is often enough.

  • Flush the toy with warm water after every use, especially if you use dairy, sugary liquids, or flavored lube.

  • Avoid anything with sugar or strong dyes if you plan to insert the toy vaginally or anally after.

  • Syringe-type toys are easier to control than squeeze bulbs.

For more please read:  How to Use a Squirting Dildo

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Final Thoughts

For me, pairing a ejaculating dildo with a flavored hybrid lube made all the difference. It turned what could’ve been a one-time novelty into something I reach for often. And while I’m not planning to squirt condensed milk out of silicone anytime soon… I’m glad Reddit did it so I don’t have to.

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